Some Q and A - just in time for Halloween.
Just in time for Halloween! Some Career Advice for those moonlighting! (disclaimer - note that these are all in fun).
Q. Help! I tend to sleep during the day, and hate the sun. I need to find a good night job with people - live, warm bodies! -Dracula
A. What about applying for the night shift at the local Blood Bank - they are always looking for steady night staff - and you'll get to meet lots of nice people.
Q. I don't know what's happening to me. I feel listless and pale all the time. No one seems to notice me, except when I yell. It's almost as if I can go through walls. - Dispirited
A. You/re a Ghost - deal with it.
Q. Ya gotta help me! Everyone is out to get me! All these people are coming at me with carving knives, and I have to hide in the oranges bin. - Jack
A. C'mon over to my house for dinner - you'll help us with the pumpkin pie.
Q. Help! I went to a party and all my flesh fell off. Then I fell into a huge bowl of liquid with some round things bouncing. How do I get out? - Skeleton
A. Make no bones about it, you're in a kettle of apples and need to bob your way out of it.
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